just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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