I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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