Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
All I want is dick and wine.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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