I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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