I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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