To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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