it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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