I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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