I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
