Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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