Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
