i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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