I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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