were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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