i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
