im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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