Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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