plz talk dirty to me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
