My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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