Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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