Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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