K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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