He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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