WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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