Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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