great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We left an ass print on the piano.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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