why didn't you poke me back
no, he came in my armpit
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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