So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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