how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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