Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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