she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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