just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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