talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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