peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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