That's intense
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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