Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm at about main and main street
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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