I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
