Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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