she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
do herpes really smell.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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