the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My ass is underappreciated
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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