Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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