i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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