You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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