A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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