absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
