You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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