Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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