He kissed a someone with a penis
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
