One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It's never too late to be topless.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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