How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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