I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Randomize