I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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