He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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