if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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