Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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